Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !
He’s…he’s my brother…
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
So many things to throw on the ground…
This is the most amazing thing
I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE! WHAT YOU THINK IM STUPID? MAAAAAN!
Happy Birthday to the GROUNNNNNNND
I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing
But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.
The usual business.
Team Free Whatever
The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes
I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD
this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
I’m so done
i’ve never even watched this show and these are wonderful <3
My face actually hurts a bit.
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck